I take action. I do things. On Saturdays, for example. I fry an egg. My girlfriend makes hash. We sit and eat breakfast. Higgy jumps on the table. He wants to eat. No, Higgy, this is human food. Get off the table. We just fed you. We do the dishes. We go to Home Depot. We buy light bulbs and herbs to plant. We argue about which putty knife to buy. We walk past a restaurant. Oooh, that looks like a fun brunch place. We drink mimosas. Maybe we'll go to Target later. We're adults now. We do things.