I am suave. I stand by the bar, surveying the room, my hair glistening, just hanging out there, tapping my feet to the rap music. Maybe I'll bring out some cool hand movements later. I've been practicing them at home in front of the mirror. They're really good. But now I'm just standing with one hand at the bar, sipping my beer, putting out the I'm fun vibe. Those people dancing over there can feel it. I feel it. Everyone feels it. That's how suave I am.